Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I'm a Standout in Life

This post is made in a very rush. After some 'words' from Jackie, I quicken my steps to do this post despite I have no latest pictures with me. As some of you might know, I am now at my house and my old pc is not updated for latest pictures for YEARS. Thus, this post it is about how 'standout' I am in life up to middle of 2008. Haha. I was thinking to make my post tomorrow when I go back Cheras but time wait no mans wor. So, no choice lor, only up that year. When I browse through my old pc for pictures, tears down for recalling those days sweet memories of me and my circle of friends. Why I am writing this post? This is because Nuffnang said want to give me a Nintendo DS Lite and I will also be invited to the Standout With Tiger & Nuffnang Party. Tiger Beers, my sponsors is launching the Tiger Beer Limited Edition Bottle Designs. These bottles came with 3 different funky designs will add to the party atmosphere and they are must to have as they blend well with your occasions. If you want to support my blog, do leave compliment comments to Tiger as well as this standout post (took few hours in making it) and my blog will listed in the Tiger Hall of Standouts. If the judges are drunk while seeing my blog, they might just give me HP notebook for being sympathy to me for not having a laptop up to my life now. Sob. **UPDATED: I had reached back Cheras and managed to add few more photos up to recent events.
As the title, I am required to explain how standout I am in life. So, here I start. I AM A STANDOUT IN LIFE BECAUSE.... Story 1: I ironed plants while others stepped on them. Before I do so, I will communicate with them to get permission from them and promise to treat them gentle. (pic taken during my form 6 bio project in which we are required to produce a plants scrap book) Story 2: I taught Chin Yee how to disect the beetles as if I hold a degree in forensic. (pic taken during form 6 which we are required to produce a set of different beetles from different kingdom) Hey.. I really dissected them before preserving them. Story 3: I had my first time being hair styled by Ferdinand and then made to pose like a singer in Taiwan. (pic taken during bugs hunting day at at hill near Wan Ying's place) Story 4: I was the bugs HUNTER with two fish net. I catch dragonfly, butterfly and beetles. (pic taken at a dam somewhere nearby Zoo Negara) Story 5: I casted the Kungfu Hustle with Wai Hong. The Hollywood film director invited us to their place for this scene. (pic taken at French Village, Bukit Tinggi) Story 6: I climbed higher than those monkeys friend at the school' water tank. Look, I was at the top among them. Story 7: I had lost my virginity to her, Pn. Salbiah. Yes, it was true but WACKED you for being dirty! I lost my hands' virginity to her. SOB. Those who know the stories, keep it among you. (She was the Penolong Kanan Kokurikulum whom I always visit her to complain a teacher . Sadly, she couldn't help much but .... me. She is now promoted to Penolong Kanan of the school) Story 8: I am the backbone of the Royal Family aka BOSS. Chan is my lawyer, Gurvin is my secretary, Suk Teng is my entertainment manager, Wan Ying is my nanny, Edmund macam my brother & Yi Pei macam my AUNTIE. Haha. Story 9: I was the Editor for my school magazine named 'SETAPAKIAN'. Edmund was my assistant. I standout better than him caused I was uglier than HIM. Thats why. Story 10: I was made the Vice President of Chinese Society although I do not read Chinese. At that point of time, my commands of the language was 1% and now is 10%. Story 11: I sung 2 mandarin songs on STAGE. The problem was I was given the lyrics 1-2 D before and thus I performed the songs very well by mumbling the words and moving my lips. No doubt I am a perfomer. Story 12: I joined Malaysian Idol together with Fahmi, both of us from Setapak High. (Fahmi became top 10 finalists but I standout and knocked out earlier as I was too ugly) Story 13: I wore the XLL 3D glass and standout in that cinema. All the audience had left except us. If not the staffs shoo us away claiming that there will be next show shortly, we will camp there and will take few albums with it. (pic taken at Times Square IMAX 3D cinema, guess you been there be4 but did you take any photo?) Story 14: I played pool in a stylish way. (my first time experience was taught by professional, Mr. Wei Ling aka Mr. Toto) Story 15: I always fight with her and I always the winner caused obviously she is smaller than me. Haha. On that day, she exposed to me that the whole family of hers know me and the story of fights we had in the school. WHAT?? She even claimed I was the first person to have her hp number. Haha. So pai seh when seeing her parents greeting ME before I even introduced myself. (pic taken during Subashini birthday) Story 16: I was promoted to the Ninja Team, a group of telemarketer responsible to revive a dead campaign in my company. (haiya, name only but the earning quite good) Story 17: I was hair styled by my sis together with Wai Hong by my 3rd sis before going to my school prom night. See how shiny my hair. And consequently, I do standout proudly with these two pretty and charming girls. (Left: Alyssa, Right: Alina) Story 18: I standout in front of those pretty natural landscape of China on a ferry. The wind was so strong and the air was so fresh. Story 19: I controlled his brain. Do you know him? Well, I also forgot but he was one of the God for Study. (pic taken during trip to Guangzhou, China)

Story 20: I standout in front of the great hills of China at the top of a hill. Story 21: I operate water rafts@ Story 22: I love MAN. Story 23: Ooops.. I love woman! Story 24: I played with small elephant till its laughed. Story 25: I made these adults laughed when we took photo in front of the big elephant. (the mountain behind look alike an elephant and is the places of interests in China) Story 26: I fell in love with Ali Shan girls. Look, she was the one who hold me. Story 27: My love with her begins here. Haha. (pic taken at the 茶是故乡浓, tea farm) Story 28: I am a married man. Many people said don't go find chicks in CHINA because the punishment is wearing a plague card with written words ' I find chicken' and get embarrassed in the public. However, as for me, I don't 'hang chicks' but I married them. Story 29: I can swim without using my both hands. (pic taken during trip to Penang) Story 30: I standout in front of the God and received her blessings. Story 31: I never lose when comes to EATING. I am the King of Buffet. Look how evil am I when I am eating. (this com don't have any of the buffet pic) Story 32: I was once be made the Captain of the Ship. (pic taken while in the ferry to Penang island) Story 33: I was the shoe keeper! Two hands but 5 pairs of shoes. Just for these princesses (pic taken at Sunway Skating) Story 34: I balded my hair that shocked everyone. (Pic taken right after balding. The botak pic was too ugly to be placed here) Story 35: I became the emcee with my bald hair exposing to everyone. Pic taken during juniors' orientation. See how standout I was among them. Can you spot the botak me? It was very obvious that I standout among them caused I don't have hair. Haha

Story 36: I became the emcee for the Public Health Campaign 2008 with this budak. (the venue was at Sunway Pyramid, Blue Concourse) Story 37: I joined these bunch of people to had my first clubbing at Cocoa Banana. (pic taken during the last day of PHC) Story 38: I was the only one wearing the formal wear. (pic taken during a donation drive for PDK Selayang) Story 39: Of all the name cards, mine was the Incredible Hulk with green limbs. (pic taken during visitation to PDK Selayang) Story 40:I jumped higher than Yvonne. (pic taken during trip to Kanching Waterfall) Story 41: The policeman paced his hand tightly on ym shoulder signifying a good friendship. (pic taken during the trip to Perak)

Story 42: I drink fresh honey from the bee. (pic taken during trip to Cameroon Highlands) Story 43: I was the lucky one to receive a free ADIDAS deodorant spray and tested on Chie Chek. (pic taken during the ADIDAS 10 KM run) Story 44: I knew these bunch of girls from different nations and still keep in contact during the Global Peace Festival 2008. (pic taken at Stadium Merdeka, Bukit Jalil to celebrate the Global Peace Festival) Story 45: I was legally allowed to smoke. The first puff choked me. After that, I now become pro in smoking. (pic taken during a lab experiment to study the effect of smoking on diuretic effects) Story 46: I had successfully conquered the Bukit Tabur quartz hillstone. (pic taken after the sunrise) Story 47: I climbed high during the obstacles challenge. (pic taken during the TBC at Dusun Eco Resort) Story 48: I said I ate 3 big apple doughnuts but they said i ate 4.5. (pic taken during Christine's church celebration) Story 49: I do rock climbing. I standout higher than Tomas only at the moment this pic is taken. (pic taken Youth 2009 at PWTC) Story 50: I standout because I wrote these Chinese letters with the Chinese traditional brush although I do not know the meaning initially. (pic taken during a calligraphy competition held in school in conjunction with CNY 2009) Story 51: I had been called up to the stage and took part in blowing ballon competition. (pic taken during an unexpected event that dragged me up)

Story 52: I landed on the desert of Perth and had my first time sand surfing. Story 53: I was the one who taught these kids to liw down on the field taking shelter under the tress. (pic taken at King's Park, Australia) Story 54: I met her in dental care clinic and we crushed on first sight but I forgot to ask for her contact. (pic taken at Chee San kor kor clinic) Story 55: I caressed the koala till it slept. (pic taken at a wildlife park) Story 56: I was licked by this kangaroo while feeding him. It is TRUE! (pic taken at a wildlife park in Australia) Story 57: I had a pair of twins in Australia after I divorced the big wife in China. (pic taken at a chocolate making factory) Story 58: I read sex magazines. (pic taken at the Perth Airport. Hey, it was with the supervision of an female adult which I will explain in coming post) Story 59: I was leeched by THREE leeches and proud to have that nice experience. (pic taken during the Gunung Nuang jungle trekking)

Story 60: I am a tiger'ian. (pic taken during trip to Thean Hou Temple) So, TIGER BEER is about the drink of joy. Thus, how can we miss the below occassions? Story 61: I had my wine tasting as high as 70 % (should be) with those Uncles and Aunties. I won them because I got my face red in just few minutes while they took more than an hour. (pic taken at the 酒是故乡醇wine making village) Story 62: I was the champion in Vodka drinking while Chie Chek took second. These were my contenders. Story 63: I 'curi' drank the red wine despite my dining hours already expired. (pic taken during Yaki-yaki buffet dinner) Story 64: I had this wine drinking season at Pn Chew House. (pic taken during CNY bai nian) Story 65: I had a wine testing feast in the Qantas plane while heading back to Singapore. (pic taken inside the plane while being observed by Mr. Bakar who kept moving his fingers up and down towards me) Story 66: I am the champion of ALL because I drank all those beers and they are all carlsberg! (pic taken at the Discovery Cafe & Guest House)

If I am lucky enough to be invited to this event, I might stand a chance to win Xbox 360. Why? This is because I will wear a simple T-shirt and jeans and that's really a standout among of those funky dressed bloggers. Anyway, do leave a comment (spam a lot please) to convince the drunken judges. **WARNING: This post may consists some 'blow water' element as this is the requirement

37 comments:

chiechek said...

oh i went to the carlsberg web and found these designs are pretty cools

Allison said...

haha..hope you win the tickets to the party.. looks like a lot of fantastic prizes.. too near my exam.. not going dy.. good luck in ur exam :)

Nick said...

u definitely stood out with the amount of times you use the word 'stand out' =)
nice post and have fun at the Tiger party

秋天里@紫鱼 said...

lolx...yaya definitely u used a lot of "stand out" in this post~~ ^^ good luck! if able to participate, bring wine back la hahahaha

秋天里@紫鱼 said...

btw...I WAN THE XBOX360!~ LOLX

Jackie Loi said...

i did the same post also.. i found out that the new tiger designs are very nice.. it suits to the party mood

KwOnG FeI said...

thanx to cc, allison, nick and wo tian.. and jloi for d comment..

yueh teng said...

Your picture not bad.... can really c u clearly in all the photos...

vivalive said...

your life is really happening..
nice post~

gurvin said...

haha kwong fei. i really enjoyed your 66 stories. i do belive you stand out in life. ya lets hope d judges r impress n you win whatever dat you wan.ok gud luck.

ferdinand said...

dude, didnt know yoh have mah pictar in it, yoh gotta post another 1 when we catch teh giant praying mantis that size of meh palm and yeah dawg, how come we end up at bkt tinggi and didnt even pay for the entrance fee ==' yoh da man dawg

soon keat said...

lolx..
how dare u post ur story 66..
tiger le!
haha..

cherrie said...

the new designs of tiger beer really cool enuff... it look so attractive...

vkvun said...

wat wo tian? that is purplefish lah.haha. is qiu tian. I hope tat i can get hold of the limited edition bottle and use those as my personal collection.hehe

renaye said...

oh i didn't know there's such event!

Anonymous said...

woo..those post remind me some of the events happen in my life b4..
good luck bro =x

c0co said...

waaa..u travel a lot too orhx!!!so nice!!i also like travel!!!the place u on the raft i went tooXD..the view very nice hor...

btw..u vry tall @@'

and u know wasabi right???
er dunno wat ferdinand or wat name d...

forgot=x

how tall are you??=x

all the best to you too!!!*-*

yee22 said...

The new tiger designs looks innovative and attractive o..
Your life is colorful..u realli do stand out..enjoy life :)

KwOnG FeI said...

thanx for comment to yueh teng, vivalive, cherrie, vun, anonymous, soon yee

ferdinand: yo.. i missed out the pic.. i still rmb how we caught the praying mantis which is sticked on the upper wall.. while i was totally stunted when the mantis fall right in front of me after u swept it..
those were the days

soon keat: haiya tiger carlsberg same la.. beer ma..though tiger better coz they r goin to give me something

coco: aiyo..which pic cheated on? I very short only ar..
yea.. i knew ferdinand.. u can spot him at story 3..he mmg tall la..

btw, wat senior.. like so old.. called me ucsi fren ma.. aiyo.. i very young only

tomas: xbox ar..very hard to get wan leh..

Boon Jin said...

wah...so many photos..
life full with joy and happiness.
interesting and attractive post
hope the judges let u win
good luck ~~~~

crab said...

good one weh =) hope u win, cheers =)

Conundrum said...

This is really cool! I can never expected that you bald your hair!!! Wow...I would never want to try that! hahaa!

Jason said...

Took so long to load....Too many pictars!

But hey, nice storyboard of photos. Looks like a real active and interesting life you have there.

Best wishes for the contest!

Jillian said...

HAHAHAHA. It'd tickle me reading this post. So many things that I didn't know about you. Hmmmmmm...now I know how naughty is this Kwong Fei. ;P

I hope you will STANDOUT for the competition and win! Split between us if you win okay? :P

Low said...

wow, i can said tht tis blog is cool....the history of kwong fei....haha.....anyway, some of the pic when u r young look cute wor.........haha....anyway, this is the best post so far tht i ever read.....so good lick with your competition...gambateh


~~~Eddie~~~

Han Boon said...

hey guy, gd job...its an outstanding post...haha dunno u standout in so many aspect in ur life...haha believe u ll standout in tis competition with tiger & nuffnang as well..

keep in touch n cheers ;)

~Han Boon~

Yen said...

Hey, pretty awesome summary about your life, interesting balance between private life and in public..., keep it up! It's a good sign if one knows you're a standout in life, in what kind of life, it might not matter, if not in nuffnang events, i'm sure it will be a standout in ur own life =) best of luck in the event

LilJo said...

fwah..a super long post...

Ah Mei said...

Nice post & good picture selection.
Like what yt said, can see u "standout" in da pics. =)

Wish u luck in the competition.

U are really stood out in ur life man.

Amos Aw said...

Well, what I can say is out of those 66 short stories, Im not sure how many are true and how many are exaggerated but still, you definitely stand out in them. Haha!

It's interesting and your life's journey has been a great one. All the best in your future undertakings (and competition)=)

PeiWen said...

LOL at story #9.

You sure did enjoy your teenage years very much. I can see you having fun.

KwOnG FeI said...

thanx for d comment to all
just wan to let u guys know that i got the invitation to the event ..
weeeeee
another beer drinking session..
without the support, i wont be able to do so.. thanx to all~~

samanthacje said...

Whoa this is a really long post! Was about to ask u whether u got invited, but then I saw ur comment above. :)

Katherine said...

Wow... Interesting... I liked tis post a lot. Btw, wat do u mean by "budak" in Story 36 huh?? Hehe :p

KwOnG FeI said...

underage la..
btw thanks for ur compliment

Maria said...

Nice post

flat front pants said...

Thanks for sharing your experiences,I really enjoy reading this.

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